Janitor

 I am a janitor. I clean up the code, but try to make as little mess as possible in the process. It can't cause any problems, but I'm so tired of disposable software! Fucking fix it please. Really, please. Don't pay for consultants if you wrote the original. Regular expressions exist, so if you built things along a pattern, then the person coming behind you can use the meat of what you were trying to express, and leverage what has been learned in the interim.

I'm slow, I know, and I accept that. I enjoy what I do, and I do what is asked and try and tidy up on the way out. Assumption: what is asked is non-exploitative in nature